It Would Be Better for the Entire World to End Than for There to Be a Decade of Harry Potter Reboots on Max Between 2026 and 2035

Please let me explain why the heat-death of the universe would be preferable to the slate of programming the Network Formerly Known As HBO is planning for the first decade of post-democracy America.

I’m not sure who needs to hear this, but it would be better for the whole world to end than for there to be a decade of Harry Potter reboots on Max—formerly HBO Max—between 2026 and 2035. And I think the case for this submission is pretty airtight.

With the rise of artificial intelligence and, more specifically, large language models (LLMs), conversation…